I keep mistaking young Audrey Hepburn for young Carole Ann Ford.
- Verified the non-existence of a house in the Desert Creek development
- Seismic activity monitoring
- Clock disassembly
- Testing the radio station for “materials” with a blinking box covered in wires and tubes (radiation?)
- Investigating the strange lights in Radon Canyon
- Investigating the weirdness of time in Night Vale
- Investigating the tiny city in the bowling alley
- "Testing trees"
- Something to do with a strange hole appearing in walls
- Hypothesizing about DNA being washed out in subway victims/riders
………points to anyone who can make any sort of sense to this
You guys know that there was some poor fucker in Night Vale who thought they had two days to complete an assignment until Wednesday was fucking cancelled